LUEser's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[the safety dance]

YES!

YOU.... ARE... GOD!

[Link's Quest For Ass]

I Caught Your Little "Comment" at the Beginning

"Suck My Balls." But this was pretty good movie, I love those old man jokes. You've got talent and I hope you put it to good use. By the by, is this your first movie, or first movie that you put in the portal? Because I remember my first movie being a real piece of shit that involved some guy dying for no apparent reason. Heh.

xritualfaminex responds:

Thanks for the kind words. This is my first portal entry. I did make a couple of very small (and very shitty) movies that i didnt bother uploading to the portal.

[w o o d s]

ghastly 3d

I wasn't really creeped out by this picture,that could be because I've seen it many many times in the past though, and a know it's not real.....Take a look at it with 3d glasses on.


I hate tomatoes, I hate to eat tomatoes Ahhhhhhaaiiiiiaaaaaa
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(Tomatoes)

[The Portal Potato]

Ahhhh ha ha......that's gooooooood sheeiitt!!

This is sweet it is one of the best portals yet. We should make a statue of the guy who made it! The person who reviewed this before me should go fuck a monkey, like his mom

[Georgy]

Oh my gosh this is bad!!!

The Depths of Hell could not spawn a bigger piece of crap! The colors kept changing, the screen was shaking. It sounds like it was made by a 9 year old, The guy reviewed it several times giving himself a 10 and saying how it might have been his first flash movie! Well my first wasn't Anything as shitty as this! at least mine was funny. Antways I've wasted 5 minutes of my life watching this and writing this that I will never get back. So Good-bye!

[My Fart Will Go On]

Frrrrrtt!!!!

This is funny as hell, It's cool howyou used the real voices from the movie.

[Pikachu Music Video]

I don't get it........

I can't explain it, I just watched this thing over and over. I couldn't stop even though I havn't really liked pokemon since it got for little kids.

[Want to commit suicide?]

Sick...........

THis is such a piece of garbage it isn't funny. And I have attempted suicide by eating boric acid. And also the person who reviewed this before me was right, it's nothing to laugh at

[A poem----Youth Sucercide]

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I don't really know what to make of this.......

[Poopswing]

meh.........

Wasn't really awful. Worst graphics I've seen in quite a while though